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Kim Kardashian is campaigning to be the next 007! Reality star ‘loves the concept’ of playing Bond, but refuses to forgo Botox to help her act.

On the most recent episode of The Kardashians, Kim Kardashian expressed her desire to be the first female 007 and pitched a new film starring herself.

Following her success on American Horror Story, the 43-year-old reality personality visited studios in Los Angeles to pitch a scripted romantic comedy.

After a dinner with her best friends, she expressed interest in taking over for James Bond in the future. However, she refused to reduce her usage of Botox, which allows her to cry on demand.

Kim Kardashian, 43, considers playing a female 007 after pitching five big studios on a rom-com film created for her on the most recent episode of The Kardashians.

After commencing the episode at a Balenciaga fashion presentation, Kim was taken to pitch meetings at five major studios.

The picture she was pitching was tentatively titled The Fifth Wheel and written by the married pair of Paula Pell (who wrote for SNL and 30 Rock) and Janine Brito.

She met together with her longtime pals for dinner after Netflix bought the rom-com, but she was concerned about doing more tragic roles, like a female Bond, because she wasn’t willing to give up her Botox in order to cry on demand.

While she was being transported, her agent, Brad Slater, gave her a pep talk.

‘I understand you’re more nervous than me—’ Kim began.

‘I’m not nervous; I’m delighted for you,’ Brad responded.

He reminded her that while she had done many things in her career, proposing a movie written for her was a fresh experience.

Kim stated that she was maintaining calm because she does not get excited about things until they are confirmed. That way, she won’t be disappointed if things don’t work out.

Later, the Kardashians checked in on Kim as she drove away from her first meeting of the day.

She informed her agent that the executives she met with all appeared interested, but she hoped for a larger offer.

At the end of the discussion, she stated that she couldn’t give it her all unless “we’re going to be the biggest commercial movie, have the best cast, and break the internet.”

In a confessional, she conceded that she would have to give up something, and the reality show producer inquired as to what.

‘My sleep,’ she replied without pausing.

The movie was titled The Fifth Wheel, and it was to be written by the married team of Paula Pell —who wrote for SNL and 30 Rock — and Janine Brito

Kim received a pep talk from her agency between pitches, but she refused to get thrilled until it was verified that the film would be made.

After her final pitch, she went out to dinner with her ‘lifers,’ a group of female friends she had known since she was a teenager, including Allison Statter, Zoe Winkler, Simone Harouche, and Sarah Meyer Michaelson.

Kim highlighted how they were all aging, as she found the menu hazy and couldn’t see her phone close up, which happened unexpectedly one day.

She was initially cautious about her ‘product,’ but after her pals pressed her for more information, she revealed that she had sold a romantic comedy to Netflix.

Kim revealed that she didn’t have an agency until recently, but after appearing on American Horror Story, she began meeting with potential agents, one of whom mentioned Paula Pell.

Kim describes the plot of The Fifth Wheel, which involves four women traveling on a trip, and compares it to The Hangover, Bridesmaids, and The First Wives Club.

She said the studio executives all loved the idea, and each studio called her agent 20 minutes later with offers, but she chose Netflix, which tends to offer more money up front, because there will be no opportunity to earn performance-based bonuses because the film will only be available on the streaming service.

After Kim’s wonderful news, Zoe humorously wondered why she didn’t mention pitching a movie in the girls’ group chat.

However, Kim added that she did not want to get ahead of herself with a new job.

Kim shared her good news about selling her rom-com to Netflix with her old friends at a dinner meet-up

Kim’s friends were pleased to find that she had sold her project, which she said her friend Amy Schumer wanted to star in.

She told the ladies that she would star in the film as well as produce it, and that she could now relax because it had been sold to a distributor.

Then, in a self-deprecating moment, Kim quipped that she could do one movie every year from now on, and that she would have about ten years left to look nice.

She was finally able to relax after ten years of hard work.

Then Kim continued to gush about how her friend Amy Schumer — who has previously appeared on The Kardashians — had written her to say she wanted to be in the film.

Kim admitted she was ‘proud’ that Amy and others wanted to join her project.

‘You think I can do that?’ she recalled thinking about the offers for the film started pouring in.

‘I’m tripping the f*** out, low-key,’ Kim said, but she cautioned that she still had to ‘deliver.’

Her friend Allison then suggested that Kim could be the first ‘female 007.’

But she wasn’t willing to give up her Botox in order to act better or cry on demand

‘Instead of a Bond girl, it should be Bond boys,’ said an approving Kim as she nodded her head. ‘That would be epic.’

She added that she really ‘loved the idea’ of being a female Bond.

But then Kim starting worrying about the logistics of being a movie star.

‘I also feel like you need less botox for more emotion, and I don’t have it,’ she joked to her friends.

She also ruled out any Raging Bull–style body transformations.

‘I’m not gonna be gaining 500 pounds for a role and losing,’ she continued as her friends chuckled. ‘That’s just not where I’m going to be.’

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